At least, that seemed to be the rule of thumb in 9-Year-Old Musical Comedian, Nathan Roach’s one-man comedy hour held at Erskineville Town Hall’s spare room from the 1st-5th of September.
Armed with just a guitar and powerpoint presentation, Roach took us through a series of comedy songs inspired by his favourite childhood band Flight of the Concords, which he wrote from when he was a kid until he finished high school. His musical time capsule was light and endearing, including classics like the aforementioned ballad for a brekkie eggs and bacon roll, as well as his written-for-charity style song for the kākāpō, an endangered Kiwi bird, which didn’t actually lead to any charity.
While the show started relatively sweet, as he grew up, moved schools, and lost touch with his friends, the songs Roach sang became bitter, sardonic even. Suddenly he was a teenager pissed about the state of the world, and writing diss tracks against his niece for getting more praise for her drawings even though it ‘looked like mudcake and she doesn’t even have a job’.
Flashing through his teen years, the songs still landed when sung by the twenty-six year old Roach, even with their juvenile rhymes like ‘goldfish funeral / flushed down the urinal’. The funniest bit, though, was his continual drum solos, which featured a short pre-recorded drum sample that had absolutely no follow through at every song’s bridge.