To discuss QWFWQ, Gregory Nussen’s phenomenally crafted solo show playing at Qtopia’s Substation from the 22nd to 26th of September, I need to first tell you a bit about the plot. The play is… oh, oh dear, well, you can’t seem to find where you left your script, and I kind of need you to find your script so I can watch the play and review it, so can you please just call whoever it is you need to call to find a script so we can get on with it?
While we’re waiting, toilet break, anyone?
Ah, enough with the charade! Attempting to emulate Nussen’s labyrinthine writing is like watching a pigeon attempt telekinesis, and it’s a much less sophisticated way to immerse an audience than Nussen’s own words. They are QFWFQ, pronounced phonetically (think coiffe-wick), a representative from ‘The Institute for the Posterity of All Things’ working here at Sydney Fringe to perform preserved texts.
Inspired by the surreal work of author Italo Calvino, the script Nussen has developed is hulking but nimble. There’s an extraordinary amount of time spent welcoming and chit-chatting with the audience at the top of the show, but it quickly and discreetly wraps us into the fabric of this perspective-bending world. QFWFQ then starts performing what they believe to be the show we’re watching.
Except they stop-start a few times, eventually calling a representative at the institute to report unfinished scripts on their desk. The phone line is a fun tangent, with Nussen’s American accent helping sell the operator-style delivery, one of the joys of transplanting a seminal show from an international festival (in this case, winner of best show at Hollywood Fringe 2025) to a different cultural context. The representative, growing snippy, ships them new scripts, each only going as far as needed to get the gist across before lying there unfinished.
The stories travel to small towns and sparkly European destinations, QFWFQ encountering the reverse solipsism of travelling solo and realising in every moment of touristy observation there are everyday people living everyday lives. Eventually, though, they find the script planted under a seat in the Substation holding the story they don’t want to tell but must.